I guess its not to late to wish Happy Labour Day to all workers through out the world!
Kalau korang perasan sesawang kokly ni semakin mandom...bukan ape aku sibuk buat keje sebab nak sambut labour day ler. Macam ni la contoh pekerja yg baik kan?....heheheh. April ni byk story mory yg aku nak jadikan memori kat sini tapi seperti yg i mentioned...nak celebrate labour day la katakan..kene pulun keje betul2 sebelum tu. Kalau idok x bermakna la cuti labour day anda! rasanye xde org yg beriya celebrate labour day cam aku....korang ade???? (lawak je)
BTW, April is the most favourable month for me....nape? aaaa kalau kerajinan bertambah dan ada masa nanti2 la aku post. Kebiasaan setiap tahun April will be the most busiest month with lots of fun activities...yg fun aku je kot orang lain aku x peduli...heheheh. Ok lah, malas nak panjang2 sbb sebenarnye tujuan on laptop ni nak buat mende lain....tak pasal2 melawat kokly.blogspot lak....
Sempena labour day 2012 and most of my friends from Miri taking long leave (plus this coming Wesak holiday) aku nak share lawak yg x berapa lawak ni... tp memang cool to those who can undertsand! Kalau aku lawak ape2 pon aku bole paham! creative der creative....sama la mcm kawan2 semua kan.
Baek la....jika anda engineer, yg mana satu kah lawak anda! Jom pilih....
Understanding Engineers Part One...
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said,
“Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my business,
when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,
“Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my business,
when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,
“Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”
Understanding Engineers Two
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Understanding Engineers Three
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”
The priest said, “Here comes the green-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” He said, “Hello George, what’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
The green-keeper replied, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”
Understanding Engineers Four
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
Understanding Engineers Five
The graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with an arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with an arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
Understanding Engineers Six
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.” The last one said, “No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”
Understanding Engineers Seven
Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
(NOTE: This also applies to computer scientists!)
Understanding Engineers Eight
(My Personal Favorite…)
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him
and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.”
princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess and that I’ll stay with you for one week and do
anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool!
Wishing you a safe, healthy and fun-filled holiday weekend!
